Friday 21 September 2007

1:0 to The Ultimate Other Half

"I remembered to buy you your yogurts yesterday so you can't say I'm a totally shite wife!"

"Excuse me! I have NEVER said you're a shite wife."

"But you have thought it!"

"So now you're a mind reader as well!"

"Sure am! You look at me and think "She's an utterly shite wife". There's no deceiving me!"

"No, I look at you and think - she's an utterly shite mind reader!"

2 comments:

Rosie said...

Score the equaliser next time by closing with "Ha! I knew you were going to say that!"

Recently discovered your blog. You're a funny lady :-)

Oh, and re your previous post- it's okay for us to call them "tits" too!

Foreigner by Default said...

rosie cheeks - Thank you, thank you, thank you!

I always though "tits" sounds way more business! :D

 
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