Friday 9 November 2007

First and consequent steps

I don't have a baby any more.

Before you offer me your condolences let me assure you that Sir Sprout is going as strong as ever. It's just that he has morphed into a toddler.

Wait, maybe you SHOULD offer the condolences after all.

It all happened in a sneaky and gradual way. First he started to stand up on his own expecting a round of applauds every time he managed not to tumble over within first second. We provided the due ovations without fail although it did get a bit tiring to break into mad cheers at least 10 times in every hour.

So, after couple of weeks or so the standing up trick got a bit old and didn't provoke enough admiration. Sir Sprout decided to take things onto a new level and started taking steps. And then falling onto his face.

Which he didn't mind too much as long as he got his attention boost in a form of boisterous applauds and praises.

We were sitting around with adoring grandparents and counting the steps.

One, two, three...oops, just missed the coffee table!
That was SIX steps, wow!
...four, five...eeewww, that must have hurt!
...three, four, five - DON'T lunge for a dog like that!

Then we stopped counting. Just told him to get up and get on with it.

And he did.

Yesterday morning I was looking at my boy as he was waddling from bathroom to our bedroom sporting only his nappy pants. He was happily clutching a My First Animals book, gave Mutt The Mad a loving kiss and hug while passing and stopped to try and stick his fingers into electrical socket.

Yes, definitely a toddler.

The fun has begun.

5 comments:

Rosie said...

i missed you, and wondered what was keeping you so busy. you have my very sincere condolences. take heart; you can send him off to school in 3 years or so...

Foreigner by Default said...

rosie cheeks - awww, thank you for giving me a brighter perspective! :D

Sorry for being offline for a while, was suffering from The Empty Head Syndrome. Hopefully it has passed now. :)

So today is for Not Doing Any Work And Read All The Blogs I Haven't Read In Ages.

At least that part is going to be fun!

Martin said...

personally, I imagine toddlers to be more fun, kind of like wind up toys.

..and welcome back, you were missed

Unknown said...

Oh dear. You have my sympathy. It's a funny thing - when you actually have a toddler they're frustrating/dangerous/exhausting/scary creatures, but then when you blink and they're 12 you look back on it with nostalgia and teary eyes: 'remember when he posted all his Weetabix into the video? Wasn't it cute? Oh and when he painted the cat with my nail varnish..ho ho'. Have fun!!

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