Monday, 24 September 2007

It's Monday

Why? Why? WHY?

I mean - it wasn't the greatest of weekends but it was still a weekend and it's just not fair it has to be followed by a major downer called Monday.

I'm at my bitchy best today.

So far:
Heads bitten off - 3.5. Felt a bit sorry for last one as he really can't help he's intellectually challenged.
Cups of coffee consumed - 3. Usually have just one. I'm sensible like that.
Threats to send me home received - 2. Doing a bit poorly there. But the day is young.
Laptops dropped - 1. The most annoying bit being that the bloody thing is still working.
Beds yearned for - just 1. But on continuous basis.

5 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Ouch. 3.5? That's really not good. Anger management lessons for you, girl.

Anonymous said...

Try making a few phone calls. There is nothing like confusing other people to get the week off to a good start.

Foreigner by Default said...

english mum - well, it could have been 4 but as I said felt kinda sorry for the last one so am making a progress! So proud of meself.

Just looking at couple of colleagues crouching suspiciously as passing my desk. Ha!

grandad - you are a treasury of good ideas! Workin on that phone call RIGHT NOW. Only the clever bastard has switched off his phone... nevermind, there's always Skype. And email of course, some cheerful abusive messages will kick off the week no problem.

And nobody has even brought me any croissants!

The world has gone to dogs.

Anonymous said...

Hello,

Dont mind them, i'm having one of those days to not long left we can do it.


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