As we were lazing in bed this morning drinking tea(Other Half) and coffee(me) & watching Sir Sprout sharing a bread stick with Mutt The Mad; The Ultimate Other Half broke the news:
"We didn't win the Lotto last night!"
"How do you know?"
"It just said on the radio there was no jackpot won."
"Oh. Bummer. Would have been nice midweek budget boost.... helped with groceries a little on Friday."
"Nam-nam!" said Sir Sprout banging at the bedside locker. "Nam-nam!"
We gave him a piece of apple and he went away.
I kept musing about the groceries issue.
"7 millions would be A LOT of groceries. Wonder if local Tesco would have enough ... Maybe if we bought LOADS of booze as well..."
There was a thoughtful pause on both sides of the bed.
Then The Ultimate Other Half had a visible light bulb moment.
"AND you would get seven grand back on loyalty card bonus points!" he announced.
That calculation sent my brain into finger-counting frenzy.
"Just seven thousand? I think it should be 70 thousand?"
"Nope, seven thousand!" assured The Other Half.
"Nah, come on, it's point per one Euro, has to be more," I insisted.
Himself was just about argue back but stopped to think.
"You know - you're right, it's 70 grand."
I was floating on gentle waves of pride while The Ultimate Other Half was picking bits of half chewed apple out of his tea mug.
I actually got it right! Wow!
To the maths teacher who called me a "mathematical nonsense" in grade 6 - take that!
I can count (and stuff).
And it only took 20+ years.
Thursday, 6 September 2007
There's hope for me still!
Posted by Foreigner by Default at 15:36
Labels: General bla-bla-bla, Mutt The Mad, Parents from Hell, Sir Sprout
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